HE GOT GAME

Ray Ray for Threee!!!!!!

This Is Why We Do What We Do.

It is finally here.  The motherfucking weekend.  For all us Patriots, we got a long one baby.  Good luck to all of you.

This song encapsulates all that it means to be an American.  So, without further ado...

See you all on the other side.

One More Hour!

Holy Shit, It's Only Three.

Three PM.  Friday... I bet you feel like the clock is weighing you down and moving like a six year old that eats too many french fries and chicken fingers.  So here is a song for that.

We Are Still At Work. Except You Lucky Damn Teachers.

Love this band, and we are still at work.

1PM

This song mentions New England.  Not in a positive light, but still mentions it.  I like the words and 1pm is such a weird hour, so here is a weird song.  Love bringin the early nineties and all of it's special effects into the mix.  Where would we all be without the cultural influence of the early nineties?  Your face wouldn't melt off every weekend, that's for sure.

Noontime Baby

One time I was hanging out with my buddies and we thought noon was a drug.  Needless to say we were on them.  They called me a noonhead.  Cuz I liked noon so damn much.  It was Dinardi and Trav.  We were trading noons and shit.  Meanwhile, while all this talk of noons was happening, we made it to the final level of sonic.  All we kept saying was, "we gotta get the hell outta pittsburgh."  Those steel arrows that killed Sonic scared the shit out of us.  The crazy thing is none of us ever got passed the water level.  We beat that level in 6 minutes because we were in touch with some sort of higher power.  That was mostly Joe, too.  Three of a kind if I ever seen it.  All fuckin Noonheads.  So noon time means sun and cartoons.  This is the song and video for that.

Its The 11o'clock Hour

It still in the A.M, so I am gonna stick with My Morning Jacket and beautiful songs about beautiful girls. 

If we all did our jobs with the passion that Jim James did his, then maybe humankind might have a fighting chance.

10 am Song

For the second song of the morning, I will stick to a relaxing and beautiful song that runs through head more often than not.

It is Friday, All Day

I have come to a few realizations.  One is that I can do whatever I damn well please on this little piece of the internet.  I mean, I won't put anything up that makes you embarrassed in front of your 3 year old, but I can do whatever I want.  So, since it is Friday, I will put up a song every hour until 5pm so anybody who comes on this site can listen to good music and get ready for the weekend.

Also, I am watching C-Span right now(12:38am) and the governor of Wisconsin is a brat.  There is no getting around it.  This douche is taking away the rights of teachers.  I won't get into the power of the teacher's union, but teachers are not the enemy.  The enemy is you Governor Walker.  Teachers make 36,000 dollars a year and have more influence on the country's greatest resource (children) than any other group of people combined.
 To quote a book called TEACHER MAN, A teacher is, "a drill seargent, a rabbi, a shoulder to cry on, a disciplinarian, a singer, a low-level scholar, a clerk, a referee, a clown, a counselor, a dress-code enforcer, a conductor, an apologist, a philosopher, a collaborator, a tap dancer, a politician, a therapist, a fool, a traffic cop, a priest, a mother-father-brother-sister-uncle-aunt, a bookkeeper, a critic, a psychologist, and the last straw."
That is a quote of Frank McCourt, an Irishman with bad teeth.
A teacher is all that and much, much more.  How an entire group of Americans could ever try to take away the advantages of the people who put themselves on the frontlines of nurturing the future is beyond me. 

Well, that was my big speech and here is the music you have all been waiting for.  One song every hour for the next eight hours. 

This Cat Is Tough As Nails

Hey Cat!  You got a fuckin arrow in your head. 

Everybody is Going To Act Completely Rational Towards This Playoff Series

Montreal at Boston.

We have two countries.  We got two languages.  We got two teams that hate each other. We got a fugitive in Quebec and he is the captain of your Boston Bruins.  This rivalry truly has got it all.  They even sprinkled in a few black hockey players, which is like puttin a lil cayenne pepper on your cheeseburger.  Just spices that mother up.

I have never gone to a Montreal/Boston game, and definitely never a playoff game.  I have, however, been around the Fleetcenter when these games went down.  The level of debauchery amazed me.  Fights, swear words I couldn't understand, and just a feeling of true animosity filled up every street, every barroom, and every inch of the entire city.  Tonight should be fun.  I will be pulling for the Bruins and may even put some money on them.  Let's face it there is nothing better than shutting up a French speaking Canadien and getting paid while the Big Bad Bruins take care of business.

*** 16 more wins until the Cup.



Fire This Woman and Fuck the TSA

It is official.  Osama Bin Laden has won the war.  We used to live in a reasonable country whose citizens had rights.  Now giant officer ladies physically and sexually assault 6-year-old girls in the name of safety and freedom.  Osama's gigglin all the way to his neighbor's cave.

NEWSFLASH***  The 6 year old little girl from Kentucky is not a terrorist.  Nor is she a drug mule.  Nor does she deserve the humiliation that she was just put through by that TSA agent who just got her GED in the basement of some church.  

This woman should lose her job immediately.  You have to be able to apply common sense at work.  You just gotta.  Thomas Paine would be rolling over in his grave seeing the nation we have become.  The TSA terrorizes 6-year-old girls.  That is a fact.  So, if you support this type of behavior, you do not believe in the ideals of our founding fathers and probably should be locked up and placed under for mental evaluation.

Schizophrenia Up Close

Annalee Newitz — What you're looking at are neurons grown from a schizophrenic person. An incredible study, published today in Nature, reveals how scientists grew schizophrenic brain cells to understand the inner workings of this still-mysterious neurological disorder.
A team of scientists from research institutes across the US collaborated to conduct this first-of-a-kind experiment. Schizophrenia is known to be an inherited, genetic disease in the majority of cases, and the researchers drew their samples from the skin of four people with clearly inherited schizophrenia. Three were from families where one parent and all their siblings were also schizophrenic, and one had been diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 6. Then they then "reprogrammed" these cells to become stem cells, then neurons, creating small colonies of cells whose genetic profile exactly matches schizophrenic neurons.


Take a good, hard look at this picture.  That is what crazy looks like.  Pretty scary if you ask me.  Scientists are out there making skitzo stem cells (that is a much easier spelling for me.)   Well , what is making them stop right there?  They could go all the way.  From stem cells they can clone these crazy folks, then who knows where that leads.  Is there going to be an army of skitzo crazy mothers unleashed to destabilize society as we know it?  This is not as far fetched as it seems, my friends. 

For every 100 good-intentioned scientists out there,. there is atleast 1.4 bad ones.  That is a scary proposition knowing what a evil scientist is capable of.  Let's all hope and pray for the human civilization that there are no evil scientists out there trying to take over the world with their skitzo army.

An Army of these guys could do some serious damage.

Guilty!

Does this look like a guilty man to you?

Yes, that flambouyant black man who has draped himself in gold is guilty.  Didn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out.  Before all the juice this guy looked more like Rick James and now he looks like that motherfuckin Deebo.  Rick James is a criminal. Deebo is criminal.  Big Bad Barry is both.  How scary is that?

So, the question I have is, does the American judicial system lock up the home run champion and scapegoat of the scapegoat era?  If they lock up anyone it would be this guy.  Definitely not Clemens.  He's got that whole Southern Baptist White thing going on.   Can't buy that type built in defense system.

Good Luck Barry.  I'll be rooting for ya. 

UPDATE-  I was going to edit this sentence that I made a mistake on, "...does the American judicial system lock up the home run champion and scapegoat of the scapegoat era?

I was going to say ,"scapegoat of the steroid era?", but the more I think about it, the steroid era really was the scapegoat era.  All of professional sports were doings things considered illegal and maybe a handful of people are going to pay for defiant acts.  Sounds a lot like more the Scapegoat Era to me, instead of the Steroid Era.  Let's get real, they are all on something. 

Nice Outfit

Just Serena being Serena, I suppose.  Those sweet Nikes definitely steal the show.   I am surprised you don't see a giant bulge in between her legs, because it takes some giant balls to walk out of the house like this.  I don't even like to wear anything remotely controversial out of my house.  That is, of course, until the weekend, when it is like one long 48 hour game of dress up for this guy.  Still couldn't pull this one off though in my deepest and darkest hazes.

PS-  Shaq hit that.

Another Rich Man With Goggle Tan Lines

Look at those pasty white eyelids.  They go perfectly with his radiant orange skin.  This guy's face looks like a creamsicle that is melting way to fast under the hot summer sun.  What is with all these rich white men who think this is a good look?  A month ago I wrote about how  Roger Goodell frequents the tanning bed himself.  Goggle tanlines look especially terrible on men over sixty.  Step up your game you dumbass billionaire.  Look like you belong at that podium.

Trump for President?  Pahhh-leaseeeee, this guy is about one thing and one thing only, making Donald Trump money.  He don't care about your pathetic ass who's struggling through two jobs and barely has got a pot to piss in at the end of the day.

CHAMPIONS

With its thrilling 8-2 victory over Fanta Grape, Fanta Orange soda has become the official soft drink of the Blog.  Next week, Fanta will take on powerhouse, Crush Orange Soda.  It is sure to be a bloodbath. 

PS-  I wonder what the hell Kel is doing from hit shows like "Keenan and Kel" and the blockbuster powerhouse, "Good Burger."  I know he loved orange soda.

The Celtics Look Playoff Ready

Damn, talk about being an asshole.  No wonder why Delonte West beat this guy up during training camp.  He is a douchebag. 

This team is just hitting on all cylinders right now.  Wafer is celebratin missed dunks.  Shaq is doing a charity event somewhere.  Rondo hasn't had a good game in 4 weeks.  And Big Baby thinks he is Kareem Abdul Jabbar.  We got em right where we want them.

Just The Ocean In North Dakota... It's No Big Thing

Matt Hardigree — Heavy snow melt, moist soil, and North Dakota's peculiar geography combined over the weekend to turn the roads and fields around Fargo into a seemingly giant shallow ocean.







In the same weekend as the the largest cosmic explosion in the known universe, North Dakota got turned into the ocean.  Where are all the duckboats when you need them?  They're giving tours to gullible folks all over the country, that's where.  They should be in North Dakota earning their paycheck.  There is nothing worse than driving along in your Chrysler Sebring then rolling up on the ocean. 

This isn't just a deep puddle that little cars get stuck in.  This is water as far as the eye can see.  I didn't get to watch a ton of news today, but this didn't seem to get any coverage.  Oceans in North Dakota, and I think you gotta send Trisha Takanowa to cover the story.  There is just too much craziness in the world that not even 24 hour cable news stations can cover it all.