The Week-Ex-US President Jimmy Carter arrives in North Korea as part of the group of Elders to discuss food shortages, nuclear weapons and human rights.
A group of Elders, huh? What is this, Middle Earth. The council of Elders just doesn't seem like it fits into the 21st century vernacular. More of a 15th or 16th century vibe.
I wish him and his broken down crew all the best, but I just do not see them returning home victorious. I didn't even think it was safe for a shitload of old white guys from America to fly to N. Korea. I hope that plane had more than one bathroom because all the commercials tell me that old guys have huge prostates that is constantly putting pressure on their bladder. Remember, "It's not a going problem, its a GROWING problem." Inside that plane must looked like a floor at Mass General. Wrinkly old dudes hooked up to IVs and piss bags.
North Korea really has got to get its shit together. Nobody wants 90 year olds coming to tell them what to do. It's like, we all know you've been there and done that, but c'mon grandpa, you don't even wipe your own ass. So, my advice to North Korea is to shapen up, and shapen up fast, before we send not just Council of Elders, but the whole damn flock.
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