Kate Hannaford - Rodney Knight, who took a photo posing with his stolen loot whilst at his victim's house. He then posted it on the homeowner's son's Facebook profile. Really.
He was quickly nabbed by the police and the homeowner—who happened to be a Washington Post journalist—and has pleaded second-degree burglary at the D.C. Superior Court.
I would like to take a minute and give Rodney Knight here a big thank you. Last night I drank so much red wine that I woke up this morning with a blob of burgundy colored puke on my comforter and next to my bed. Don't remember throwing up in the middle of the night, but the evidence was staring me in the face. The rug, the comforter, two pairs of pants that were thrown about on the floor, all heading to the dump this very second. I felt like a dumbass. But here comes Rodney Knight, robbing bitches and letting them everyone know through social media. A fucking dumbass for the ages. Thanks for making me feel a little better than I did this morning Rodney.
I would like to take a minute and give Rodney Knight here a big thank you. Last night I drank so much red wine that I woke up this morning with a blob of burgundy colored puke on my comforter and next to my bed. Don't remember throwing up in the middle of the night, but the evidence was staring me in the face. The rug, the comforter, two pairs of pants that were thrown about on the floor, all heading to the dump this very second. I felt like a dumbass. But here comes Rodney Knight, robbing bitches and letting them everyone know through social media. A fucking dumbass for the ages. Thanks for making me feel a little better than I did this morning Rodney.
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