Randy Quaid Skips Outta Town

The troubled Hollywood couple will be allowed to stay in Canada indefinitely... and, possibly avoid the felony charge against them in the U.S.

Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, have avoided facing a felony vandalism charge by hiding out in Canada, and now it looks like they might just stay there. Photo: Facebook

The bizarre saga of Oscar-nominated actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi continues. When we last checked in with the Quaids, they were seeking asylum in Canada; losing half a million dollars in bail for skipping out on a court date in Santa Barbara, Calif., where they've been accused of felony vandalism; and talking to Vanity Fair about the "shadowy cabal" of murderous extortionists called the "Hollywood Star Whackers" that were after them. Now, it looks as though the Quaids will be staying in Canada for good. Yesterday, the quirky couple announced that Evi had won Canadian citizenship, and Randy would be allowed to stay as well.


This is the type of shit I'm talking about.  Fucking wacko hollywood stars get to stay out of jail just because they saved the world from Alien Annihilation on Independence Day.  Bogus is you ask me, if this nutbag and his nutbag wife vandalized some shit let's lock em up.  Instead they'll become canadien, start sayin "eh" at the end of every sentence, and praying to a statue of Wayne Gretzky.  On second thought, you can have them Canada.  Fuck actors and their fake world bullshit.  Probly won't even make 500k my whole damn life.  They just leave it off at the jailhouse like its no biggie.  Dickheads.