In honor of the Scouting Combine, which is an even guiltier pleasure of mine than watching marathon of that fat guy on Man V. Food, I would like Bill Bellichick see who I want in the draft. So, Bellichick, if you're reading, which I know you are not because noone does, get Mark Ingram. Fuck this value shit. Fuck it. We got a shitload of picks. Let's get a stud in the backfield. A young Corey Dillon bowling all over the New York Jets. Hit Rex and his D right in the mouth. For the record I think Rex got a winning record against you Bill, so its time to man up. Mark Ingram is our man. Not a couple 3rd rounders. Mark Fucking Ingram. Get it done.
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