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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

How Many Drug Baggies Are In AssHoles And Vaginas Right Now?

DeadSpin.com- This is Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Police found — upon searching her after finding a connection with a minor burglary — 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina.


This story has got me thinking.  I have seen about three or four of these stories come across my desk in the last week.  They are on smut websites, CNN.com, and your local 10 o'clock news.  Shit is literally everywhere.  So it got me thinking, how many bags of drugs are shoved up people's intestines or their vagina right now?  Like is there over a thousand bags of heroin up vaginas and another 1500 up anuses.  Woman must be a better commodity because they have more holes to put drugs up.  There is an epidemic out there in this country.  Drugs are finding there way up people's asses at an alarming rate.  We need to get Michelle Obama on the case. 

If any of you see bags of heroin or any other drug for that matter, leave your ass hole and pussy out of it.  Nobody likes their drugs stankin' like crackhead snatch.


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