Did you do one too many car-bombs last night? Is there a leprechaun tap dancing on your brain right now? Were you like Bart Simpson here, and fell asleep in your cheerios? This is not an easy day to get through. People drank green beer out of giant mugs for a solid 18-hours yesterday. St. Patrick's day starts early and rolls right on through to March 18th. It is an unstoppable force. There is no controlling it. An alcoholic tsumani. Now everyone is feeling the effects. Whether it was the 27 pints of guinness you were able ot put down throughout the day or the fact you just impregnated a girl you barely know last night, the fact is you're gonna have to fight through it. Remember, the weekend starts in six hours. You can do it. After yesterday, you can do anything.
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