Brady Moves Like White Boy

So Tom Brady is in Brazil and the internet is going crazy saying he's a shitty dancer and all washed up.  Newsflash, any American is gonna look like a shitty dancer down in Rio with those Samba Shakin Brazilians all around.  People in Red States must hate Tom Brady.  He has a homosexual ponytail, married a foreigner and his kid is going to be bi-lingual.  That's what wild man Glenn Beck would call the unholy Trinity.