This Lady Hit The Police With Her Dildo.

GURNEE, Ill., March 18 (UPI) -- An Illinois woman accused of striking a police officer with a sex toy pleaded guilty to drunken driving and theft charges.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was sentenced to six months of periodic imprisonment and 30 months of probation after pleading guilty Monday in a Lake County court to felony aggravated driving under the influence and a misdemeanor count of theft, the Waukegan News Sun reported Thursday.

Prosecutors said Bildsten, who was pulled over and charged with driving under the influence Sept. 5, faced the theft charge due to a separate incident in which she left a Joe's Crab Shack restaurant without paying her bill. She was found by a Gurnee police officer and given a ride home, where she claimed to have money for the restaurant bill, and upon arriving attacked the officer with "a clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device," a police report said.

This lady sat in the cop car getting a ride home just plotting her revenge on the man who arrested her.  The best that she could come up with was beating him with her "clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device."  Now that is how you get that motherfucker back.  Get that 57-year old pussy stank all over his uniform.  You can't just take a bath in tomato juice and the smell goes away.  That shit lingers.  At first glance you might think this bitch is dumb, only wacked the cop a few times with a dildo.  But she stained him for life.  He will never be the same.  Being beaten by a crackhead with her personal pleasure device scars you emotionally. 

Any lady that has a dildo on her at all times should be put into a mental institution.  Guys who jerk off all the time are ostracized by society.  These dildo-wielding sluts are celebrated.  With their sex toy parties and the social acceptability of the dildo.  Your still just masterbating like Sticky Fingers McGee sittin under the freeway.  Just because you have a battery powered device to get you off doesn't make you any better.

On a little side note, I will absolutely be calling my penis a rigid, feminine pleasure device all weekend.  Just waitin for the bitches to hop on.