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For those of you in search of diabetes and heart disease, IHOP has got you covered. They will be serving up free pancakes tomorow, March 1st, on National Pancake Day. Get there early to beat the old people who have a free-shit radar built into their wrinkly asses after they turn seventy years old. On a side note I was sitting next to this old hag killing yesterday afternoon at a bar and the bitch it ordering water, popcorn, crackers, basically whatever she can do sit next to greatness like myself. The old bitch goes ahead and leaves the bartender two dimes, can't even get a stick of gum with that loot. Anyways, free pancakes tomorow, bring your bat to beat through the crowd of geazers that will be crowding every IHOP across the nation.
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