China's version of a Smash and Grab... Mostly Just Smash

That one Chinese bank teller is ducking and weaving like the man is firing bullets at her.  Dumb bitch it's bulletproof glass.  She should take a lesson from Teller #2, just calm as fuck as the dumbest motherfucker in china tries to hack his way through this bulletproof glass with an ax.  When he tries to get in he reminds me of Jim Carrey coming out of that rhino's ass.  Is he even swinging with all he's got?  I'm not one to judge, but if you're gonna be robbing a bank I think a more time efficient method is in order here.  Maybe this is the standard operating procedure in china.  The best part is when he comes face to face with the cops and the dude freezes like a deer caught in the headlights.  That's what you get for taking 6 hours to rob a bank.  I know it's early but this guys wins dumbass of the day.  No contest.