He Put the Crack in His Crack

A Fort Pierce, Fla., man riding a bicycle thought he had the perfect spot to hide his crack, but he didn't count on a police dog's sense of smell.

Clarell Jamar Colbert was arrested after police found a tube of crack in his buttocks after a drug-sniffing dog smelled a "narcotic odor coming from his rear," according to tcpalm.com.

According to a police report, Colbert, 19, was spotted by a St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office deputy Feb. 18 riding his bike in the middle of the street, where he was obstructing traffic.

When the deputy approached Colbert, he jumped off his bike and started getting "very loud." When the officer tried to pat him down, Colbert "pulled away when he got near Colbert's rear waist line," according to the report.
As the deputy searched Colbert, he felt something tube-like in his behind. A drug sniffing dog was called in and immediately smelled the "narcotic odor" where the sun don't shine.
Colbert was taken to a nearby church's bathroom so that the deputy could get the tube out in private.
When the deputy retrieved the tube, he found it contained 12 crack cocaine rocks. He also found $145 on Colbert.
Colbert was arrested on charges of drug possession with intent to sell and possession of drug paraphernalia.


This has got to be a drug sniffing dogs dream come true.  Just another day at the office, sniffing packages of weed shipped through the mail then boom, dog gets a call to go smell some ass.  Sniffing ass, making money, finding crack, just adds up to quite posiibly the greatest day a dog could ever have.  What the fuck is going on down in Florida?  Nineteen-year-olds got crack up their ass.  Save that for the crackheads, bro.  Your to young for that shit.  It couldnt have been comfortable riding around town on a bicycle with a tube up your ass.  Shit I'm sure it's never comfortable.  All I know is that if I was a drug dog, I would immediately put in my transfer papers to go to Florida.  Enough crack and ass for life.