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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Escalator Shits The Bed

This is crazy. During John Stewart and Steven Colbert's 'Rally to Restore Sanity' event in Washington DC, an escalator in a Metro station went completely buckwild. Like to the shits. I'm not kidding, the escalator started speeding up and tossing people on top of each other. Just watch. The ridiculousness starts around 30 seconds in.

This video should be sent out to all the fat and lazy fucks on their way to becoming diabetic at 25 years old.   If this doesn't scare you straight into taking the fucking stairs when available I don't think there is any hope for you. You may get crushed by a falling human stampede if you take the escalator, or you may get sweaty and breath very uncomfortably going down those 17 steps.  Ahhhh, fuck it, I'll take my chances with the escalator.  All out of shape people have an obligation to the rest of us to take the fucking stairs.  When you suffer your 3rd heart attack and can't work anymore, us regular size folk are gonna be left to pick up your lazy ass tab.  Be a Patriot, take the stairs.  It may just save your life.

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