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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Breaking News: Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's Kid Does Lines

The National Enquirer is set to publish a big spread in the upcoming issue featuring Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s daughter Bobbi Kristina, 17, doing lines of cocaine. The website Hello Beautiful has a preview of that issue, which is out this week.

Well, this one didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out.  When your dad gets caught doing coke in parking lots in Brockton, then chances are you are gonna follow in your footsteps.  Add to the fact your mother is a crackhead, then you got the perfect cocaine storm for a seventeen year old girl.  Until this girl is 18, the National Enquirer should like this girl blow coke without everybody gettin up in her business.  After that, she's fair game.  I hope she becomes best friends with Miley Cyrus and they come out with a girl on girl sex tape full of drugs and booze.  Shit would kill the internet.

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