Donkey Killer

A Cornishman has admitted shooting dead his sister's donkey after an argument.

Bodmin magistrates heard that Darrell Duffill shot donkey Claude in the temple with an air rifle, followed by two more shots as it lay on the ground.
Duffill, 54, who lives in a cabin on land owned by his sister near Looe, had drunk half a bottle of rum before the attack on Monday, the court heard.
Duffill admitted criminal damage and was remanded in custody to 23 March for probation reports to be prepared.
The court heard that Duffill's sister, Carolyn Jones, found the 10-year-old donkey in a pool of blood in his stable.
Despite the crime, defence solicitor Ramin Shamsolahi claimed in court that Duffill was an "animal lover".


This guy has been living in his sister's shadow his whole life and he couldn't take it anymore.  He clearly spent some time sippin Captain Morgan's to help him come up with a plan to get his pompous arrogant land-owning sister back.  He couldn't burn down her log cabin, because, obviously, he lived there.  So Darrell does the next best thing.  Blasts her donkey right in the face.  British people and their donkeys, it's always been a love-hate thing.

PS- I'd blast a donkey in the face if he kept lookin at me like that, too.