Drinks like this beer here are going to have some company tomorrow at Fenway Park. Gin n tonics, captains n coke and all the other glorious cocktails you can imagine will be sold at Fenway Park tomorrow. I guess this is a groundbreaking story being covered by the national media. I, personally, do not see the big deal. Everybody knows to just bring some nips in if you want a mixed drink. The amount of booze they give you is not going to be worth the $11 dollar price tag. Honestly, fuck Fenway Park. They pillage your hard earned money by giving you warm beer and overpriced souvenirs. Not to mention the seats were built for people who were 5' 6'' and weighed 145 pounds. And they cost about 200 beans to get a halfway decent seat.
Take into account the team has not won a game yet, and the Indians got two guys on with one out in the Third as I write this, and there is no reason to go tomorrow.
Oh, and Lebron is an owner now. So, fuck that. Save your money and go to a Spinners game up in Lowell. Your kids won't know the difference.
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