Blowin Up Cats On The Reg

West Virginia's Brian Bailey don' like dem wiley cats runnin' 'round on his property so much. So ya see, he took a lil' bit of toilet bowl cleaner and some of that tin foil and threw it in a plastic bottle, so that when he threw it at the lil' sumbitches, it goes BOOM in their faces and scare the lil' bastards away.
But now the cops don't like Bailey so much, as they've arrested him for illegal possession of explosives. Aw, shucks!

I think it's safe to say that Brian Bailey here is a dog person.  I doubt he even ever dated a chick who had a cat.  He is from West Virginia so, in his defense, he could have just been trying to put food on the table for him and his inbred family.  Rednecks do the darndest things.