The story: A Radio Shack Super Store in Montana has come up with a novel way to sell Dish Network satellite service: It's offering new customers a free gun. Once buyers sign a contract and set up an installation date, they get a certificate good for a Hi Point 380 pistol or a 20-gauge shotgun at the nearby Frontier Guns & Ammo store. Steve Strand, owner of the Radio Shack in question, says that, although Dish Network was "a little nervous" about the promotion, business has tripled since it began and he's only fielded one customer complaint. He's not giving guns to felons — background checks prevent that — and customers can opt for a $50 Pizza Hut gift certificate instead.
First of all, what kinda sick fucks still are purchasing satellite dishes? The only person I know with one is my 76-year-old immigrant uncle. Immigrants are always doing the darndest things, like assimilating to our culture with the purchases of satellite dishes. Well out in Montana, its dishes and free guns.
The dish network is bringing in business with shotguns. This is how they should win the abortion debate in these states. Get a shotgun with every abortion. This way everyone wins. The NRA. Slutty teenagers. Girls who got raped by a family member or might die from complications from the pregnancy. It's truly a win, win.
I personally would totally take the $50 gift card to the one Pizza Hut in Montana and eat me some cheese filled crust. But that's just me, and I am definitely not from Montana. That black guy shooting a shotgun in the picture definitely isn't from Montana either. That's ironic, and irony is fucking funny to me.
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