- The Week- In the future, dancing the night away may be just as good a way to charge your iPhone as plugging it into a traditional three-pronged outlet. That's because scientists have devised a way to power handheld electronic devices simply by flexing a tiny stack of microchips — something that could be achieved through the movement of a human body part or organ. Soon, they theorize, those chips could be implanted in your body, and your pumping heart could act as an effective battery.
Hold the fuckin phone for a second here. People charging their own phones with their heartbeats. Sounds like duracell and that energizer bunny are going out of business. People will be forced to get up off their disgusting fat asses because that is the only way their precious iphone will stay charged. Things are looking on the up and up. Keep up the good work scientists.
Who the fuck am I kidding? Everyone knows some fat fuck who dare not do anything to strenuous is going to have this chip inserted in his golden retriever. Make the fuckin dog who doesn't know any better chase frisbies for ten hours a day. People will just be playing angry birds on their giant ipad and every thirty seconds the dog comes back with the ball. The future looks like a wild place.
My main question is, if you put the microchips in your body and your heart gets them to charge your phone... Where does your phone start and you, yourself end? It's a dangerous world we are about to create. I just hope I don't die of testicular cancer or a car crash before I can see it all unfold. A shark attack I would be cool with. My last moment battling a 10 ft Great White. Chalk that up as a life experience.
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